Friday, July 15, 2005

Dems New Plan

With ever increasing scrutiny on the historic voter bastions of the Democrat party (dead voters, illegal aliens, multiple vote-casters, etc.), they have finally devised a means of increasing their rolls. The theory being... if you can't convince them to join, develop new voters. Hence, now ALL primates will be elegible to vote, with suitable modifications. The Dems are working on that program as we speak!

Overall, Greely and his colleagues found no ethical reason for prohibiting research involving human stem cells in nonhuman primate brains. This type of work may even be required by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to show that a potential therapy involving human stem cells is effective.
Update: (1:08 PM CDT) More on the human stem cell/primate brain study here. Further corraboration of my above theory here. Substitute rats for mice, and there you go!

More thought: Could it be that the was evidence of a low-tech approach to the same study?

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