Monday, August 08, 2005

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

An interesting story out of Oregon details teen-age antics:

GOLD HILL, Ore. -- A 15-year-old boy who pinched and twisted the nipples of a 13-year-old has been sentenced to three days of community service for harassment.

David Thumler, 15, said the "titty-twister" was just horseplay


Ken Chapman, a Jackson County juvenile probation supervisor, said Oregon law defines physical harassment as "offensive physical touching."

That includes such adolescent antics as "wet-willies," "wedgies," "swirlies," "noogies" and all other forms of "Three Stooges" behavior, Chapman said.

But this incident between two teenagers who were, according to the victim's mother, not friends, isn't the reason for this post.

I want to take a short jaunt into fantasyland here, and imagine the United States Senate for a minute. Overlay that with a Three Stooges aura.

Harry Reid, spouting more of his monotonous drivel... how many octaves would his voice rise if given a forceful wedgie? Little Dickie Durbin... would he snivel and cry if he was the recipient of a wet willie? Picture Joe Biden being given a noogie! And a titty-twister or two for Teddie K!

I think the Republican majority should immediately exercise the Three Stooges Option!

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