Monday, July 25, 2005

A Rising Bill Clinton

Seems the Clinton's star is again rising, with Hillary being named by the DLC to "direct a new initiative to define a party agenda for the 2006 and 2008 elections."

Oh, wait, Bill is rising again, also! Seems that recognition as this nation's first black president has gone to his head, as he now mulls over an offer from a Kenyan, Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor, to exchange Chelsea in marriage for 40 goats and 20 cows. (Note: Due to Mr. Chepkurgor's name, his former position with the Kenyan governemnt, and the fact that he said that he "[] would have invited South African Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu to preside at the ceremony", I am assuming that he is a non-muslim black African. )

Mr. Chepkurgor also had praise for Hillary:
In the letter, Chepakurgor praised Clinton for his leadership style and Hillary for standing by her man "like an African woman." He also recommended that Clinton retire to Africa.
This could turn into a windfall for Bill, as we remember the quote from Uncle Jimbo:
For Children- A Woman
For Pleasure- A Boy
For Ecstacy- A Goat"
LOL, Bill would be in Hog Heaven.

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